Well Did You Evah? - Robbie Williams

Have you heard?
The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor dear
Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris!
What sherry, please!
What burgundy!
What pommery!
Have you heard?
Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new
Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow!
What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer,
will you sober up, dear?

Už jste slyšeli?
Pobřeží Maine prostě chytli v hurikán?
Tak jste evah?
Jaká nadýmat stranu je to!
Už jste slyšeli, že chudí drahá
Blanche má běžet podle laviny?
No, jste evah?
Jaká nadýmat stranu je to!
Co daiquiris!
Co sherry, prosím!
Co burgundy!
Co pommery!
Už jste slyšeli?
Profesor Munch snědl jeho žena a rozvedla jeho oběd?
No, jste evah?
Jaká nadýmat stranu je to!
Paničko Smith ve své nové
Hop přes most, když most byl nahoru
No, jste evah?
Jaká nadýmat část to je!
Co brandy, wow!
Co whiskey, zde je návod!
Co gin a co pivo,
budete vystřízlivět, drahá?