Bahama Mama - 4LYN

This is a tale about a man, his vision is blurried and his world is spinning fast like a fan
A brand new day means a brand new problem
and all things seem to fail just before he wanna start them.
No explanation for this bullshit, brain is out of
order, mouth is like a full clip of ordinary things that he wanna tell the world...
The man i talk about is me, the problem is a bad girl...

(and it goes some lil somethin like this)

Nah she's a foxy one and full of ginger, able to turn men into mice and
"battlecats" into "cringers"
It was hard to handle this shocks when "Ms. Sunny Island" met "Mr. Brompton City
Boondox". It ain't hard to tell that the way that i feel is like i'm trapped in a livin' hell.
This mamacita drives me crazy and if this situation stays that way
I'm pushing up some mutherfukkin' daysies.
When she crosses the alley, cars crash, and if you wistle after her you might risk a bash
If you ask her for a date you might catch a smile but she's too hot to handle so don't even try(...
don't even try)

SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
BAHAMA MAMA MAKES ME WICKED IN THIS
FUKKIN' GAME OF LOVE!
SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING THAT I'VE GOT!

Yo.I told her everything i did in the past,
to find more about the girl, that's only made
for the braz.
Valentine Cards i bought her, flowers and shit.
A bunch of roses that i'd put to her door got stolen
by a bunch of kids.
I tried it all but nothing really seems to fit,
until my buddy Chi came to me and told me
basically this:
(Chino:) " Put in a song, a reggaetune, you know?"
Under her balcony i stood and sung so:
"nah me the rude boy from brompton City
singing for the irie girl that doesn't love me
why don't you come down and hold me close?"
The only thing that really came down was some
water icecold...
Now we are staring at each other without a plan
she says: " i've got to tell you a little something,
maybe then you understand
the things you did for me were cool but better hit
the trail, cuz´
I love to make love, but only to a female " ( ...to a
female, what the hell!!!)

SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
BAHAMA MAMA MAKES ME WICKED
IN THIS FUKKIN' GAME OF LOVE!
SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING THAT I'VE GOT!

stop romancing, start dancing
( ladies, shake your nasty ass, come on!!!
oooh, i like dat! Ey yo, Chi hit it off!!!)

SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
BAHAMA MAMA MAKES ME WICKED IN THIS
FUKKIN' GAME OF LOVE!
SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING THAT I'VE GOT!

( one mo´ time 4 the ladies, come on!!! )

SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
BAHAMA MAMA MAKES ME WICKED IN THIS
FUKKIN' GAME OF LOVE!
SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING THAT I'VE GOT!
SO WHAT THE DEAL MOMMY? HAHA!
BAHAMA MAMA MAKES ME WICKED IN THIS
FUKKIN' GAME OF LOVE!
HAHA! HAHA!