Hermione cant draw - A Very Potter Sequel

HARRY:
(Hey guys, guys, guys, I got just the thing)
Hermione can't draw

ALL:
Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books, and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book
Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books, and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book (repeats as Lupin speaks)

LUPIN:
(Alright guys, alright, alright, I screwed up, Slytherin's got the field. What the hell is this... stop dan- stop dancing like this. Guys, stop. The song isn't even that funny.)

RON:
(Oh yeah? Let's hear you sing a song, right now, in front of everyone.)

LUPIN:
(I don't have to sing for you.)

HARRY:
Lupin can't sing.

LUPIN:
(Yes I-)

ALL:
Lupin can't sing

LUPIN:
(Yes I can.)

ALL:
Lupin cannot sing.

LUPIN:
(Yes I can sing.)

ALL:
He only reads book, and he cannot sing even if he's reading a how-to-sing book.

LUPIN:
(I'm Remus Freakin'- Alright guys, guys, guys-alright-hey-guys-hey. Remember how Hermione can't draw? She can't draw.)

ALL:
Hermione can't draw. Hermione can't draw. Hermione cannot draw.

LUPIN:
(Hey follow me!)

ALL:
She only reads books, and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book.
Hermione can't draw. Hermione can't draw. Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books, and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book.
Hermione can't draw.

SNAPE:
(Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?)

ALL:
Hermione can't draw. Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books, and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book.