Sit down honey gotta have us a talk
Your man is a little upset
There's a couple of things that's been missing
And I ain't found'em yet
I ain't pointing no fingers
Ain't layin' no blame
And I don't wanna lose my cool
With a country boy's tool box
Tool box
Now did I hear you right
You loaned'em out
To the neighbor down the road
Hey I'd just as soon
You'd let him have my old bird dog
Or my favorite fishing pool
Now there's one little lesson
That they just don't teach in school
You just don't fool with a country boy's tool box
Tool box
It was handed down
From my daddy's dad
Back in nineteen forty two
And they may be rusty and they might be old
But they're kinda like my family jewels
Honey I love you
But there's something else too
That I care about a heck of a lot
Oh you just don't fool with a country boy's tool box
Tool box
Now I don't wanna hurt your tender heart
And I really do understand
That a friend in need is a friend indeed
And you offer a helping hand
But if something get broke and it's gotta be fixed
Well I don't blame you know who
'Cause you just don't fool with a country boy's tool box
Tool box