The internet is for porn - Avenue Q

KATE
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern.
The Internet! Ah!
KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn!

KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Oki doki
KATE
Good

I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For porn oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!

KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry Kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROD
That's correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
...yeah
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
Ahhhh!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
for porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE
YEAH!

KATE
Internet je opravdu opravdu skvělý
TREKKIE MONSTER
Na porno
KATE
Mám rychlé připojení a tak nemusím čekat
TREKKIE
Na porno
KATE
Co?
Vždy je tu nějaká nová stránka
TREKKIE
Na porno!
Brouzdám celý den i noc
TREKKIE
Kvůli pornu!
KATE
Jako kdybych surfovala rychlostí světla
TREKKIE
Kvůli pornu!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
Internet je tu na porno
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
Internet je tu na porno
KATE
Co to děláš?!
TREKKIE
Proč myslíš že byl internet zrozen?
Porno porno porno!

KATE
Treekkie!
TREKKIE
Oooh ahoj Katie Monster
KATE
Kazíš mi písničku!
TREKKIE
Oh já se omlouvat, já to nemyslet tak
KATE
No jestli by ti to nevadilo, mohl bys chvilku mlčet abych to mohla dokončit?
TREKKIE
Já nic víc nemluvit
KATE
Dobře!

Jsem ráda že máme tuhle novou technologii
TREKKIE
Kvůli pornu!
KATE
Která nám dává nevýslovné možnosti
TREKKIE
Pro por... ups, promiň!
KATE
Přímo z tvého monitoru
TREKKIE
Na...
KATE
Můžeš zkoumat, brouzdat i nakupovat
Dokud nemáš dost a nemusíš přestat
TREKKIE
PORNO!

KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
Internet je tu na porno
KATE
Neeee
TREKKIE
Internet je tu na porno
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Já vzhůru celou noc honit a já být nadržený na porno, porno, porno!

KATE
To je nechutný, jsi úchyl!
TREKKIE
Ah, klacky a kameny, Kate Monster
KATE
NE, vážně, jsi úchyl!
Normální lidé nesedí doma a nedívají se
Na porno na internetu!
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
Co?
TREKKIE
Nemáš sebemenší ponětí!
Připravení normální lidé?

NORMÁLNÍ LIDÉ
Připraveni! Připraveni! Připraveni!