Trailer Fabulous - Brooks Buford

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I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Ill tempered mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
Woke up this mornin'
Lookin' janky people laughing at me
Pushed out the door and hit the dirty
I got a dollar thirty
I hit the store and saw a whore
And tried to take her with me
She said 'Hey, you ain't got no money!'
And so I wrote it off and rode off and shook it off
Had to stop for a minute from the cancer cough
But I lit it up again
I lit it up again
Hey
Hey you ain't got no money!
I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Ill tempered mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Atlanta, Georgia from the crib to the bama border
I'm outta order
Put down the water pick up the bottle and a tape recorder
D.U.I. till I die
Flossin' through Pink Pony
Throwin' money at tenderoni lookin' lonely
I got ice queens, meth girls fresh out the clinic with curls
I like girls that like girls what a world
We dealin' with feelin' it
Till somebody tell me I'm dead
You got it I'm chillin' in it and I'm puttin' it in my bed
I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Ill tempered mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Up in winnie dixie
I'm choppin' rockin' dokken' and pill poppin'
You know I'm show stoppin' poppin' and lockin'
Run up in yo house with a stocking ridin a huffy table toppin'
Moppin the floor at Wendy's , I'm wearing nothing trendy
I'm a half-ass half-breed half slap and half happy
Drinkin' a beer
Steer clear of deer
Run out in the front yard and play smear the queer
I just got off probation
I just lost all sensation
Wow
Hee hor hee hor, jackass
Hee hor hee hor, jackass
Hee hor hee hor, jackass
Hee hor hee hor, jackass
I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Ill tempered mad and scandalous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Don't act like you can handle this
Hammered and scarred around the wrist
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Woke up this mornin'
Lookin' janky people laughing at me
Pushed out the door and hit the dirty
I got a dollar thirty
I hit the store and saw a whore
And tried to take her with me
She said 'Hey, you ain't got no money!'
And so I wrote it off and rode off and shook it off
Had to stop for a minute from the cancer cough
But I lit it up again
I lit it up again
Hey
Hey you ain't got no money!
And I'm livin' trailer fabulous
Trailer fabulous
Trailer fabulous
Drop