Me And Mandy - Example

You’re a bitch, you switched
You constantly changed, every day you were stranger
Monday – fun day, Tuesday – booze day
Wednesday slaggin me off to your friends-day
Thursday, oi, fuck Thursday
Called me up broke it to me in the worse way
Firstlay, that’s it, no more Nice Guy
Come Back Crawling More Than Twice Guy
Pissed, in ever-y, sense of the word
I’m a sip another bevvie, all alone like a nerd
I’ve found a new love we’re meeting later
Getting dropped off by a mate of a mate and
Her names Mandy, comes in handy
She nicer than you cos she never ever spiteful
Utterly delightful, getting in a zone
We aint goin home cos we’re out for the wknd

She won’t say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy
We sit there lookin at the Thames
Couldn’t give a fuck about our old friends
No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy

So, where we gonna go?
I know a few spots down in old Soho
We could go KoKo or Commercial Rd
Or reach to Kings Cross, look I don’t give a toss
It’s just me and you, girl lead the way
Lets seize the day, there’s no need to say
Where we gonna end up cos I don’t give a fuck
About life right now, cos I liked that cow
She lied and I nearly went and wifed that cow
Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow
Get down to business, get her out my head
If I focus my mind she’ll be gone by Christmas
Now I got some brand new crystal mistress
Mandy, trust, you been on my wishlist
Let me ave a little, argh, you taste like shit
In 20 minutes time it’ll all be worth it


She won’t say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy
We sit there lookin at the Thames
Couldn’t give a fuck about our old friends
No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy

She won’t say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know - No No No No
Argh, Im buzzin off your chemicals
Generally speakin my head and not my genitals
Eyes wide open, heart on a rush-ting
Where I wanna be cos at lunch I was suffering
Sittin on the bus and then tussling with facts
Now I couldn’t give a shit cos my skulls reshuffling
Must have been Mandy, must have been you
I cant string a sentence must have been you
I’m all spaced out now must have been you
The moment I met ya, loved the adventure
Right to the center the problems gone
Not sure if its paradise, lies or dementia
Glad that we met you were good for the night
Been the best 12 hours of the last 6 months

She won’t say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy
We sit there lookin at the Thames
Couldn’t give a fuck about our old friends
No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy

‘Out me nut, out me nut’
‘Out me nut, out me nut’
‘Out me nut, out me nut’
‘Out of my – nut!’

She won’t say where we gonna go
And I do not need to know
No No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy
We sit there lookin at the Thames
Couldn’t give a fuck about our old friends
No
Cos it’s just me and Mandy