Im Single - Fountains of Wayne

[Verse 1]
Uh, camo shorts and bubble kush
We can talk she rather fuss
This and dat bout such and such
Damn, man where is the fuckin trust
Im tired of tha hootin hollerin
Im bout to take the coupe to collins
Then take a female to the islands
Uh then take her clothes off and do the honors
Yea she hear I'm wit dem otha bitches
I tol her mind her fuckin business
Shit she prolly out chea fuckin niggas
Im fuckin her friends now her friends aint even fuckin wit her
Damn she text me all day and night
So pissed off she aint even spellin shit right
I text her back and tell her it's life
Now somebody tell dem hoes I'm single for da night

[Chorus]
Yea I'm single make her have to cancel dat bitch like nino
I aint trippin on nuthin I'm sippin on sumthin
And my homeboy say he got a badd bitch for me
And I'm single yea I'm single and I'm single tonight I'm single
And I ain't trippin on nuthin I'm sippin on sumthin
And my homeboy say he got a badd bitch for me tonight

[Verse 2]
Dreads braided to the back
Im chillin but my swagg on full attack haha
And my girl actin like a brat
So wen she call I dont answer I jus write her back
She hate it wen I do dat shit
And wen I get home she go thru my shit
She call numbers back to c who dat is
Man I hate it when she do dat shit
Polo tshirt polo draws
Now make me take dis polo off
Girl u can get broken off
Yeah I'll fuck u for an hour den I'll smoke it off
Swimmin trunks and bathin suits
Den go in the bedroom and tell da naked truth
Dont wanna fuss aint tryna fight
Man somebody tell dem hoes I'm single for da niight

[Chorus]
Y-yea I'm single make her have to cancel dat bitch like nino
I aint trippin on nuthin I'm sippin on sumthin
And my homeboy say he got a badd bitch for me
And I'm single yea I'm single a-and I'm single tonight I'm single
And I ain't trippin on nuthin I'm sippin on sumthin
And my homeboy say he got a badd bitch for me tonight

[Verse 3]
Now she got on her fuckem dress
And I got on my double breast
And he been fussin all day wit her
And I make her feel special like a place kicker
She wanna b weezy f. baby sitter
Say she wish she could cut my dick off and take it wit her
I say hol up she say she jus playin
Den I falls in dat pussy like quicksand
Hot sex and cold wine
She left dat nigga hangin like a clothes line
I cut my phone off, both lines
It's bout to get nasty, pork rinds
She came hard, both times
We both say we single and we both lyin
We both wrong but it feel right
Put ya hands up if ya single for da niiight

[Chorus]
Yea I'm single make her have to cancel dat bitch like nino
I aint trippin on nuthin I'm sippin on sumthin
And my homeboy say he got a badd bitch for me
And I'm single y-yea I'm single and I'm single tonight I'm single
And I ain't trippin on nuthin I'm sippin on sumthin
And my homeboy say he got a badd bitch for me tonight!

[Wayne]
(yea) if u single den put ya hands up
If u single (uh) den put ya hands up (uh)
If u single (uh) put ya..if ya single tonight

Hahaha aww let me cut my phone back on man
Sorry but I gotta go back home it's morning (it's moooorning)