If God Was A Woman - Richie Sambora

If God was a woman
with long blond hair
would you kneel at her altar
and offer her prayer
could she be your addiction
could she make you sin
If God was a woman
and you were her man
If God was a woman
would you be impressed
if she showed up in high heels
and a pretty red dress
would you make a donation
or would you draw the line
would you yield to temptation
or savor her wine
If God was a woman
she´d come like an angel
or a devil in disguise
when she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman.
If God was a woman
tell me who could we blame
would she make Jesus righteous
or completely insane
If God was a woman
would she kiss and tell
would we wind up in heaven
or would we all burn in hell.
If God was a woman
she´d come like an angel
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
and if she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman
and you were her man, yeah
Solo
If God was a woman
would she come like an angel
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
when she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
We´s all burn in hell
If God was a
woman, woman, woman, woman
If God was a woman
tell me who would we blame
If God was a woman
If God was a woman
she´d drive us insane, yeah

Keby bol Boh žena
S dlhými blond vlasmi
Kľačal by si pred jej oltárom
A venoval jej modlitbu
Mohla by byť tvoja závislosť
Mohol by si kvôli nej zhrešiť
Keby bol Boh žena
A ty jej muž

Keby bol Boh žena
Zapôsobila by na teba
Ak by sa ukázala na vysokých opätkoch
A v pekných červených šatách
Usporiadal by si zbierku
Alebo by si to úplne odmietol
Podľahol by si pokušeniu
Vychutnal si jej víno

Keby bol Boh žena
Prišiel by ako anjel
Alebo maskovaný diabol
Keby odišla ráno
Stratil by si nábožnosť
Alebo by si svojej viere dal zbohom,
zbohom
Keby bol Boh žena

Keby bol Boh žena
Povedz mi, koho by sme obviňovali
Spravila by Ježiša spravodlivým
Alebo úplne šialeným
Keby bol Boh žena
Pobozkala by a prezradila či
By sme skončili v nebi
Alebo by sme všetci zhoreli v pekle

Keby bol Boh žena
Prišiel by ako anjel
Alebo maskovaný diabol, oh yeah
Keby odišla ráno
Stratil by si nábožnosť
Alebo by si svojej viere dal zbohom,
zbohom
Keby bol Boh žena
A ty jej muž, yeah

Sólo

Keby bol Boh žena
Prišiel by ako anjel, oh yeah
Keby odišla ráno
Alebo maskovaný diabol
Stratil by si nábožnosť
Alebo by si svojej viere dal zbohom,
zbohom

Keby bol Boh žena
Keby bol Boh žena
Keby bol Boh žena
Keby bol Boh žena
Všetci by sme zhoreli v pekle

Keby bol Boh žena, žena
žena, žena, žena
Keby bol Boh žena
Povedz mi, koho by sme obviňovali
Keby bol Boh žena
Keby bol Boh žena
Zbláznili by sme sa z nej