See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was (sing)
I have trouble with the (note)
It goes all around my (throat)
It's a terrifying (thing)
See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was (higher)
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a (Choir)"
Hey, when I begin to (squeak)
It's a across between I (shriek)
And a quiver or I (moan)
It's a little like a (croak)
Or the record player (broke)
What it doesn't have is (tone)
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy (ding-a-ling)
But I really couldn't (sing)
I could never really (sing)
What I couldn't do was (sing)
Three blind mice
(Three blind mice)
It isn't intentional!
He's doing his best!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It really blows my mind
He gets depressed!
But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in (power)
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a (dance)
Guys are comin' in their (pants)
I'm a birdie on the (wing)
But when I begin to (chirp)
They say,"Who's the little (twerp)
Goin' 'pong' instead of (ping)
And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go (caroling)
It is so dishearten
(ning)
It is so disquiet
(ting)
It is so discourage
(ging)
Darling, please stop answer
(ring)
See, I really couldn't
(sing)
I could never really
(sing)
What I couldn't do was
Do re mi fa sol la si do
Do re mi fa sol la si do
La
La!
La
La!
Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing
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Skutočne neviem spievať.
Nikdy som nevedel spievať.
Čo nedokážem robiť, bol spev.
Mám problém s notami.
Vždy som toho mal po krk.
Je to zastrašujúca vec.
Skutočne som nepočul,
ktorá nota je kratšia alebo dlhšia.
Preto vždy zmiznem,
keď niekto povie: "Poďme si zaspievať."
Hej, keď začnem škriekať,
Je to nieto medzi jačaním
a niečo medzi stonaním.
Je to trochu ako krákorenie,
alebo rozbitá nahrávka.,
ktorej sa pokazil tón.
Oh, viem, že si myslíte "Aký šibnutý chlapík"
Ale skutočne neviem spievať.
Nikdy som nevedel spievať.
Čo nedokážem robiť, bol spev.
Tri slepé myšky.
Tri slepé myšky.
Nie je to úmyselné.
Snaží sa najviac, ako to ide.
Rolničky, rolničky.
Rolničky, rolničky.
Skutočne ma to zmiatlo.
A potom je deprimovaný.
Ale to čo som nedostal v hlase,
som určite dostal v sile.
A všetci moji priatelia vravia,
že som perfektný na sprchu.
Aspoň som úžasný tanečník.
Chlapi prichádzajú v nohaviciach.
Som ako vtáčik s krídlami.
Ale keď začnem štebotať,
ostatní hovoria: "Kto je ten malý hlupák"
A keď prídu Vianoce,
všetci moji priatelia chodia koledovať.
Je to tak deprimujúce.
Skutočne neviem spievať.
Nikdy som nevedel spievať.
Čo nedokážem robiť, bol spev.
Do re mi fa sol la si do
Do re mi fa sol la si do
Spievaj!
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