Rimmer Munchkin Song - Soundtrack - Red Dwarf

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless come what may,
Without him the mission would go astray,

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him, life would be much grimmer,
He's handsome, trim, and no-one's slimmer,
He will never need a zimmer.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
More reliable than a garden strimmer,
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
His command of space directives is uncanny,
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
He's also a fantastic swimmer,
And if you play your cards right,
then he just might come round for dinner!

He´s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
No rines have now a part from quimmer,
He …… out before we … to stimmer,
Fay out, you stupid blimmer!

Kdo vytáhne tě z nesnází ?
Kdo hrdinně život nasadí ?
Kdo vaši misi zachrání ?

Volej Arnolda Rimmera,
bez něj život samá chmura.

Kdo mužnější je Herkula ?
Kdo nikdy nespí doma ?

Chtěj Arnolda Rimmera !

Na koho se spoléhá ?
Nikdy ne na Yula Brynnera,
Arnie předčí toho plešouna.

Kdo vtipem a bonmoty hýří ?
Kdo direktivy z hlavy umí ?
Není většího génia,
než Arnolda Rimmera.

Není lepšího plavce,
a karetního borce
Vždy vítaného hráče,
Arnolda Rimmera.