Můj soused Ned - Soundtrack - Simpsons

Homer:
Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid neighbour
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame...
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.

Lenny/Carl/Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S,
Homer: He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.

Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny/Carl: E-R-S,
Homer: That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.

Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe!

Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
Lenny/Carl: D-E-R,
Homer: His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!

Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos,
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
Homer/Byrne: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you despise polite left-handers,
Homer/Byrne/Flanders: Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
Todd: That's us!
Rod: Hooray!

Audience: F-L-A,
Apu: His name is Ned,
Audience: E-R-S,
Apu: He is so white bread,
Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God!

Každej Američan nadává na souseda svýho
I soused můj je blbej jako trám
Plete se mi do věcí
Odmítá antikoncepci
Já na Flanderse vážně pifku mám

Flanders včera jako dnes
Na nervy mi vždycky lez
Kéž na prach by mu shořel dům i krám

F L A ( F L E)
Můj soused Ned
N D E R S (N D R S)
Mi pije krev
už jenom tím svým jménem pitomým

Nic ho nevyvede z míry
Usmívá se jen pod kníry
Otrokem je svojí víry
A ten jeho obchůdek
Je jen podvůdek
To vím

F L A (F L E)
Ned smůlu měl
N D E R S (N D R S)
Když ovdověl
Stejně sám si za to moh' ten hňup

Ódu na blbost si Springfield zpívá
Do klubů už zlatá mládež běží
Nemusíte tancovat
Stačí jen do rytmu skandovat
Jak blbec Flanders
Se vzdouvá a běží

Když vlepíš Flandersovi facku
Nebo jeho dvěma frackům
Vsadím se že nastaví ti druhou tvář

F LA (F LE)
Jó, suchar Ned
N D E RS (N D R S)
Tě znudí hned
Ten starej, nudnej, s knírem
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