I am what I is - Wheatus

Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
He's already waited to long to begin
The world is on one side and I'm on the other and I read in a magazine I am what I is
I am
Brian the actor he caters on saturdays
With cufflink and bow tie he come bring me a drink
He tells me he sweats it like pig in a blanket
I ran out of toothpicks but I don't have to think
I am
hmm
But autumn will come and everyone loves you when you've already won and I hope they told you that they don't care if up turns you down don't let 'em hear you say
I am what I am when I am what I is yeah I am what I am when I am what I is
I am
Katie is lonely
She lives with her parents
She saves all her money so she can spend it in Spain
Her moms doesn't get it she says to forget it
And I told her we're different but she knows we're the same
I am
hmm
But autumn will come and everyone loves you when you've already won and I hope they told you that they don't care if up turns you down don't let 'em hear you say
I am what I am when I am what I is yeah I am what I am when I am what I is
I am
Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining